If you’re in your 40’s, don’t choose a monologue for a young ingenue. If you refuse this offer you will be a most ungrateful wicked girl, and the angels will weep for you. There’s no reason why I couldn’t just go over and sit there. I have wide shoulders. for Men It always made me think about what an extraordinary tourist attraction the world is. )Pack your bags and take a trip to Brigadoon with this monologue. But, your honor, as I understand it the law was created to protect people from being wronged.
I distinctly told him so myself yesterday afternoon.”Combat the stress of sifting through scripts with Theatre Nerds’ comprehensive collection of comedic monologues for actors.
Nail your audition with an excerpt from this Peanuts-inspired script.If this were a ‘Friends’ episode, this monologue would be called ‘the one where Schroeder calls out Lucy for being crabby. The best contemporary monologues from Chekhov, Ibsen, and other notable playwrights. Continuing his disgraceful deception, he succeeded in the course of the afternoon in alienating the affections of my only ward. At the age of four, she could blow a rainbow out of a bubble pipe, and then wear her pants out sliding down it. I could do that right now. Hero with no treasure…. O spirit of love! Peanut butter. Some psychiatrists say that people who eat peanut butter sandwiches are lonely…I guess they’re right. [… … …] So, one day […] you say “I love you” and you basically phrase it as a question, but they accept it as fact and then suddenly there she is standing in front of you in a three thousand dollar dress with tears in her eyes, and her nephew made the huppah, so what do you do? PROTECTIVE SHIELD Listen: “Lorraine has just left us in a cloud of Chanel Number Five. Oh well, another lunch hour over with…only 2,863 to go.”“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true. He rushed over to it, and whaddya think it was? Simple. NO COMPARISON Cordelia and Sophia is a play that drills deep on questioning the true definition of friendship.
Why do you keep asking me if I’m a small? Well, he had fun too. I mean it is unbelievable some of the things that must have happened that, for one reason or another, we don’t know about. And all those hours in between when I do all those stupid things. You can’t quite make out what she says because someone drops a cane. Choose a monologue that is suitable for the role you want. It’s all lopsided. […] You choose to live. Enough; no more: ‘Tis not so sweet now as it was before. And for a couple of months you stare at the alien form in the bed beside you and you think to yourself “Who are you?
A witch she is and a witch she’s always been. Sometimes, I think about all the amazing coincidences that have happened that you hear about. I’m so much of a coward, she wouldn’t even think of looking at me. And then I think about all the amazing coincidences that almost happened, but didn’t…because one guy went down the canned food aisle just as the other one went down the baking goods aisle. What if I really am?”If it’s a bit of dramatic flair you’re looking for, this might be your cup of tea. I’m a coward. And when they make it, men will kill to sit on it.